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Still, the worst question has to be about my first boyfriend, a self-loathing man/boy who cheated and made fun of everything I did. Now, every time I log into my account I have to think about this hideous example of masculine turd-headedness and what a dip I was for digging him.

Could there be worse memories to unearth from the past? How ‘bout, “what was the name of the kid in grade school who used to make fun of you for buying your clothes at KMart” or, “what was more embarrassing; having food in your braces throughout the entire fifth grade or tripping over your shoelaces in front of your quarterback crush in high school?”

Based on the answers to my security questions, I’ve deduced the following: I may have a fear of intimacy due to a history of rootlessness, mean kids on the playground and pet trauma, culminating in a damaging first love relationship with a complete heel.

Thanks, Bank of America!

If we must remember personal information about ourselves with such frequency, how about more forward thinking, more enjoyable security questions? Here are my suggestions:

“What is the most interesting city you’ve ever visited?”

“What do you love most about puppies?”

“If you had five minutes in an elevator with George Clooney, what would you do to him first?”