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Me: "Oh shit! My bad. Angel."

It's Angel. Remember the girl that caught me with Mahal at Panini's in another posting? The one that was pulling my arm when Mahal stood up and declared that I was with her? Well, this is her...

Me: "I'm sorry about the other night. I told you that I wasn't with that girl."

Angel: "Well, you were a dick. You didn't tell me about her. I had no idea that you had another girl."

Me: "I know, I know. She just gets jealous easily. We aren't together. I have to go though. My friends are leaving me."

Angel: "Well, give me a call."

Me: "..."

Angel: "..."

Me: "I deleted your number from my phone when you didn't respond to the text I sent you."

Angel: "I told you that you were being a dick, so I didn't respond."

Just as I'm putting down her number, my roommates see me, and start jumping all over me. I manage to get away from them, only to be grabbed by another girl I know. I fight my away from her as well. My fucking boys are going to leave me.

We get inside of the car. Why the fuck did I just leave girls to go hang out with more men? Sometimes, I wish I would take the time to actually think before reacting. Lotus Bar. God this bar fucking sucks on the weekend. Tonight is going to suck.

A group of hot girls. Surrounded by gay men. Hmm, if we get in with the gay guys, then we're in with the girls. The Peacemaker and I devise a plan. We'll get on one of the gay guys good side, and have him introduce us to his female friends. It's as good as gold. This can't fail.

I look at The Peacemaker. Things aren't going as planned. The gay guy is hitting on him...

The Peacemaker: "I want you to know that I'm straight."

The Gay Guy doesn't care. He starts touching the Peacemakers arm. I look at Sk8...

Me: "Dude, look, dude look! He's touching him! It's fucking kino man, it's fucking kino (something a guy does to get a woman use to being touched by him)!"

I start laughing. The Peacemaker can hear my whispers, and looks like he's about to kill me. He steps down from the platform the bar is on...


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